WN: A Day in the Life of a Wild Lithuania

Welcome back, dear viewers, to another episode of World Nature! Today, we've got a real treat for you! There's this wild Lithuania we've been observing and today we're going to show you what a typical day is like for this creature. There's its den now!

This wild Lithuania shares a den with its mate, a wild Poland. The wild Lithuania begins its day by snuggling in bed with the wild Poland. They enjoy spending time together, but they always seem to be so busy that they don't have much time to do so.

After a while, the wild Lithuania gets up and leaves to perform its daily tasks. Today the wild Lithuania seems to be helping out a wild Russia that lives nearby. This wild Russia used to keep the wild Lithuania captive in its den; we think it wanted the wild Lithuania to be its mate. However, the wild Lithuania never cared for the wild Russia in that way, and after the wild Russia met its current mate, a wild China, the wild Lithuania was allowed to leave. Despite this history between them, the wild Lithuania still helps the wild Russia and its mate with chores from time to time.

As the wild Lithuania approaches the wild Russia's den, it is joined by a wild Estonia and a wild Latvia. The wild Baltics, as we shall call them, were once thought to be littermates. It has recently been determined, however, that they are not actually related to one another; although they are such close friends that one could easily mistake them for siblings.

The wild Baltics enter the wild Russia's den and the wild Lithuania heads for the wild Russia's food storage area. Since winter has just ended and fresh food can once more be found, it is the wild Lithuania's job to throw out all that has spoiled.

As the wild Lithuania works, the wild Russia comes down, probably to check on its progress. The wild Lithuania appears to be uneasy at the presence of the wild Russia; it begins to tremble slightly and we believe that, if it could speak like we can, it would probably be stuttering. The wild Russia seems to realize that it is making the wild Lithuania uncomfortable because it doesn't stay long.

Because the wild Russia has such vast food stores from the time when many wild nations shared its den, the cleaning process takes almost an entire day, so we have cut a large chunk out in order to keep from boring you. When the wild Lithuania leaves the wild Russia's den, it takes some food that is not quite spoiled with it. This is food that it knows the wild Russia will neither eat nor miss.

As the wild Lithuania comes back into the main den it sees….oh dear…..this can't be good! The wild Poland is here; having what would appear to be a rather heated discussion with the wild Russia. It seems to be concerned about whether or not its mate is being treated well. As soon as the wild Poland spots the wild Lithuania, it glomps it. The wild Lithuania blushes bright red while the wild Russia and the wild China (who came into the room right after the wild Lithuania) snicker at the wild Lithuania's discomfort.

The wild Lithuania puts its arms around the wild Poland until it calms down. Then it helps its mate to its feet and looks around. By this time, the wild Estonia and the wild Latvia have come to see what all the commotion was and the wild Lithuania looks like it might pass out from embarrassment. The wild Lithuania takes its leave and walks its mate home.

Once they're back to their den, the wild Lithuania prepares dinner for the wild Poland and they eat in a companionable silence. Well, the wild Lithuania eats in silence; the wild Poland chatters incessantly. I wish I could understand what it's saying, but I don't speak Polish.

When they're done eating, the wild Lithuania decides that it's time to go to bed; it needs lots of sleep because it has an appointment to help a wild America of its acquaintance tomorrow. After they wash up, the wild Poland joins its mate in bed where they have some sexy times before the wild Lithuania is allowed to sleep.

Exhausted by the combination of a hard day's work and the love of its very affectionate mate, the wild Lithuania falls into a deep sleep to prepare itself for the next day.